T-Shirt - 'My Other Car Is Not On Fire'

Tired of tech bros, exploding batteries, and billionaires trying to colonize Mars before fixing traffic? Same. This design says what we’re all thinking — with a cartoonish flair and zero chill.

Featuring a definitely-not-a-Tesla roasting like a marshmallow, this is perfect for:

• Roasting Musk stans

• Protest fashion

• Car meets (ironically, of course)

• People who enjoy their cars not spontaneously combusting

Whether you’re anti-elitist, anti-evangelist, or just love a good fire joke — wear your sarcasm loud and proud. Warning: may cause side-eye from Tesla drivers and spontaneous high-fives from fellow skeptics.

Here's the size table, lovely people ❤️